to this day..
• sydney • infinity • freshman • volleyball • love •
to this day..

Yearbook Quote of the Day: Eight high school seniors with the last name Nguyen joined forces to bring us the year’s best yearbook quote:
We know what you’re thinking, and no, we’re not related!
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Think I’m gonna make this shirt maybe
This is me. I need this shirt.
Welp. That’s it. This is what I’m saying next time my students say Yolo unironically.
I need this shirt on my body
oh my godddd I need this
aaaaaaaaaaaa
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| Doctor: | Are you sexually active? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Ha |
| Me: | Hahahaha |
| Me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| Me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| Me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| Me: | Hahaha |
| Me: | Haaa.... |
| Me: | Whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| Me: | No, no I am not. |
| parents: | why are you awake so early |
|---|---|
| me: | who said i went to sleep |
| husband: | why are you crying |
|---|---|
| me: | because |
| husband: | why tell me |
| me: | because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT |
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| Friend: | when I'm single, no one wants me |
|---|---|
| Friend: | when I'm taken, everyone wants me |
| Me: | no one ever wants me so lol |

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